Sunday, September 25, 2016

ALFRED E. NEUMAN - FOR PRESIDENT!!! again?, and again, and again ----------

WHAT, US WORRY?? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------"WELL, MAYBE"? 




Registered voters -- please don't confuse the picture above with the Republican candidate for President. We have done DNA checks and this is not a young Donald Trump on Rogaine. Wrong again -- it's not an off spring from one of the Donald's earlier marriages either!!





It's Alfred E. Neuman above who is making his 16th bid for President of the USA! Just think about candidate Neuman's staying power. He lost his first run for President in '56 to Dwight "Ike" Eisenhower, never getting a vote.  Still he's outlasted such notables as Ralph Nader from the Green Party, H. Ross Perot, and Minnesota's own Harold Stassen and Hubert Humphrey.


Who knows? If he keeps on showing his face, he might even get elected this year as a write in candidate!! If elected in '16, his face could someday be photo chopped into Mt. Rushmore, if for no other reason than his longevity..




"WHAT ME WORRY"?

"HOW ABOUT YOU 2"?

"VOTE FOR ME"!!

"I'M ALFRED E"!





Quoted Political Thoughts from Alfred E. Neuman over the years:

"THE ONLY TIME POLITICIANS TELL THE TRUTH IS WHEN THEY CALL EACH OTHER LIARS."

"CRIME DOES NOT PAY AS WELL AS POLITICS."

"AN ARGUMENT IS TWO PEOPLE TRYING TO GET THE LAST WORD OUT FIRST"

"ELECTIONS ARE WHEN PEOPLE FIND OUT WHAT POLITICIANS STAND FOR, AND WHAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR."



REMEMBER MINNESOTA VOTERS, EARLY VOTING BEGINS 9/26 -- NO EXCUSES!