Friday, October 5, 2018

TAKE A RISK --PRIUS OWNERS !! LIVE A LITTLE BEYOND YOUR ECO EGO!!!

SO MANY PRIUS OWNERS ARE THOUGHT TO BE GREEN NERDS WHO JUST SPEND THEIR TIME DRIVING THE SPEED LIMIT, WATCHING THEIR GAUGES TO SQUEEZE THE MAXIMUM MPG FROM THIS DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH.  I'M PROUD OF MY 2011 SILVER PRIUS. IT GETS ME AROUND MINNEAPOLIS IN WINTER.

NO!!! THIS IS NOT MY SILVER PRIUS SHOWN BELOW.

THINK ABOUT IT! WE SHOULD HAVE MORE FUN WITH OUR PRIUS. MAYBE WE CAN RID OURSELVES OF  OUR STEREOTYPE AND AND ENJOY OUR PRIUS MORE. COME ON! LIVE A LITTLE!! TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!!!





BETCHA PRIUS PICTURE ABOVE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOUR PRIUS EITHER! YOU CAN FIND SOME COOL WHEELS BY SEARCHING FOR CUSTOM PRIUS IDEAS ON LINE. SOUP UP YOUR PRIUS DUDE(TTE)! 

DON'T HIDE YOUR REAL DORMANT SELF IN YOUR PRIUS YOU RACE CAR WANNABE STUDS & STUDETTES.  PUT A ROLL BAR IN YOUR PRIUS AND WEAR A RACING HELMET WHEN YOU GO OUT CRUISING. PUT A (RIP) REST IN PEACE  DECAL ON YOUR HELMET HONORING YOUR FAVORITE DEAD RACE CAR DRIVER ALONG WITH A BLACK NUMBER ON THE CAR HE DIED IN. DO THE SAME ON YOUR PRIUS DOORS FOR MAXIMUM MACHO MAN LOOK. TOP IT OFF BY APPLYING SCOTCH TAPE COLOR RACING STRIPES FROM FRONT TO BACK AND YOU'LL GET THE CHECKERED FLAG FROM YOUR FELLOW MOTORHEADS.

START A PRIUS ROAD RALLY CLUB. IMAGINE 800 OF THESE  HOGGING THE HIGHWAY DOING THE SPEED LIMIT. YOU MIGHT EVEN MEET YOUR SOUL MATE. DRAG RACING MIGHT BE ANOTHER CHOICE.

A VANITY LICENSE PLATE ONLY COSTS A FEW EXTRA BUCKS. STAY AWAY FROM GENERIC PLATES LIKE "PRIUS", GREEN", 'ECO", OR "50 MPG" OR METOO" IF LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE,  TRY SOME TROLLING PLATES LIKE "CALLME", "WANTME'," "LUVME," TAKEME".

 AARPER'S LOOKING FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL COULD CRUISE NURSING HOMES IN ECO MODE,  SNEAKING UP ON SOME UNSUSPECTING HOT CHIC OR STUDLY OLD GUY. YOUR PRIUS IS SO QUIET THAT EVEN THE BEST HEARING AIDS WON'T PICK UP ON YOUR APPROACH UNTIL YOU SCREAM OUT, " HEY HOTTIE, WANT A RIDE IN MY COOL WHEELS"? IF THAT DOESN'T SCARE THEM INTO CARDIAC ARREST, YOU  MAY HAVE FOUND A NEW, OLD SOUL MATE!!

AFTER SENIOR PRIUS OWNERS GATHER FOR HAPPY HOUR AND FEEL SILLY, TRY DOING WHAT YOUNG VW BEETLE OWNERS USED TO DO. SEE HOW MANY TIPSY "GROWN-UPS  CAN SQUEEZE INTO A PRIUS. BEFORE YOU TRY THIS, MAKE SURE YOU'VE PASSED A BONE DENSITY TEST


IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER GREAT IDEAS HOW TO MAKE A PRIUS MORE EXCITING, SCALLIONS GROUPIES ARE ALWAYS WELCOME TO COMMENT.

COMING SOON --  THE SCALLIONS MARKETING DEPARTMENT WILL BE OFFERING FREE US FROM OUR PRIUS BUMPER STICKERS FOR $5.95. CHECK ON FUTURE POSTS FOR DETAILS😏