Saturday, December 15, 2018

STRANGE ILLNESS STALKS SCALLIONS AGAIN

SOMETIMES IT'S FUN TO GO BACK IN TIME AND REDO A BLOG. I FORGOT I HAD WRITTEN THIS BACK IN 2010. BEING AN OLD GUY ENTITLES ME TO BE A LITTLE FORGETFUL FORGETFUL. I HESITATED SENDING THIS BLOG AGAIN THINKING MY AGING AUDIENCE MIGHT REMEMBER READING IT EARLIER ---- THEN I ROLLED MY EYES BACK IN MY HEAD AND THOUGHT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?😏 

THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY, BEING IN THE FOURTH QUARTER OF LIFE, WHY RUIN A GOOD OLD STORY? AFTER ALL, IT MIGHT GO UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES  IN 2018, CARPEL TUNNEL MIND (CTM) IS NO DIFFERENT TODAY THAN IT WAS BACK IN 2010.💫😣.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!! -- ENJOY THIS STEP BACK IN TIME WITH THIS SHORT VERSION !!


Of course, you my faithful followers deserve to know the whole truth about this sudden sabbatical, even though this is written by Green Scallions. You see my friends, I have recently been diagnosed with Carpel Tunnel Mind (CTM) which can only be cured with a long nap of the dendrites. The head doctor who has been trying to read my mind and decipher my blogs has reassured me with this analogy, "CTM is like a fart in the brain which is stuck. It just takes time and relaxation to free itself". Needless to say, I am relieved and my heartfelt thanks goes out to my well healed healer for her encouraging words.



Whatever unfolds, the Green Scallions Beautiful Mind Theorem for writing material will be validated ---"As the bar measuring what is the norm for society's children of today continues to sink, the material available for Scallions to report on increases disproportionately!!!"




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