"Yo, Ming! Could You Play the Guqin Zither for us"? inquired Conductor Shaq obviously concerned about Yao's future.
"Even so," said the Shaq Attack , "the height advantage this blue team will have over guys like Yoa and me is really unfair. All these 10' blue guys have to do is just plant themselves under the basket and dunk the ball". Shaq lamented further, "I've heard they are even good free throw shooters".
The Miami Heat "Dream Team " three musketeers, LaBaron James, Bo Wade, and Chris Bosh we're in tears when interviewed on a local sports talk show. "Really, why would the NBA allow these freaks from Pandora to highjack an honorable sport like pro basketball" whined Bosch. My buds Bo and LaBaron, and I have always hoped that the days of dynasties ended with Michael Jordan.
James who had walked away from Cleveland breaking the hearts of die hard Cavalier fans was visibly shaken. "I left Cleveland and went to Miami just to have fun with my pals Bo and Chris. Wasn't about the money. I know I would be welcome back in Cleveland and I'd have fun with my new Na'vi friends, even if I had to sit on the bench. See man, it's not about the money".