"YOU KIDDING ME SCALLIONS", YOU SAY??? Yes it can be a guy thing without breaking the bank if you go to the local Duluth Trading Company* and open your moth eaten wallet. Invest a few bucks in this fun read. The whole history of the development of the DTC along illustrations and commentary on so many of their fantastic products -- No Stink Underwear, Plumbers Butt T -shirts, Ball Sac Work Pants to name just a few.
Now if you are married, you probably have seen many woman coffee table books dealing with the finer things of the world, understood only by those wearing rose colored glasses 😍 . If you haven't looked at the titles you may want to check out that space to you'll be competing for. You may find such compelling titles as Fountains of the Philippines or The Water Colors of Water.
You know the deal guys and maybe you can make a deal just for that one night of the month when your buds come over to discuss the fine art of being a man 💤 with your DTC book on the table. Trust me, it'll be removed be removed and replaced before you get up the next morning.